说到法庭，不自觉会脑补出这样的画风：庄重、严肃，满满都是紧张感？

而律师总是又淡定又机智，侃侃而谈，帅到飞起——

ATTORNEY:How was your first marriage terminated?

律师：你第一次婚姻是怎么结束的？

WITNESS: By death.

证人：因为死亡。

ATTORNEY:And by whose death was it terminated?

律师：是因为谁的死亡而结束的？

WITNESS: Take a guess.

证人：你觉得呢？

ATTORNEY:Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

律师：医生，你有多少次解剖是在死人身上进行的？

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

证人：所有都是，活人一般都忍不了。

ATTORNEY:Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

律师：你还记得你检查尸体的时间吗？

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

证人：解剖是晚上八点半开始的。

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

律师：所以邓盾先生那时候已经死了？

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

证人：如果没有，尸体解剖之后他肯定死了……

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

律师：这个重症肌无力影响你的记忆力吗？

WITNESS: Yes.

证人：影响。

ATTORNEY:And in what ways does it affect your memory?

律师：那么它是以什么方式影响你的记忆力的呢？

WITNESS:I forget.

证人：我忘了

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

律师：你忘了？你能给我们一个例子说说你忘了什么事儿吗……

ATTORNEY:She had three children, right?

律师：她有三个孩子，对吗？

WITNESS:Yes.

证人：是的

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

律师：几个男孩？

WITNESS: None.

证人：没有男孩

ATTORNEY:Were there any girls?

律师：那有女孩吗？

W ITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

证人：尊敬的法官，我想我需要另外一个律师，可以换一个新的给我吗？

ATTORNEY:Can you describe the individual?

律师：你能描述那人的特征吗？

WITNESS:He was about medium height and had a beard.

证人：他中等个头，留着胡子。

ATTORNEY:Was this a male or a female?

律师：那他是男是女？

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

证人：除非镇上有马戏团表演，否则我猜是男的。（有胡子当然是男的！）

ATTORNEY:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

律师：医生，你在解剖前，检查脉搏了吗？

WITNESS: No.

证人：没有

ATTORNEY:Did you check for blood pressure?
律师：你检查血压了吗？

WITNESS:No.
证人：没有

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
律师：你检查呼吸了吗？

WITNESS:No.
证人：没有

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
律师：那么这就是说，当你开始进行解剖的时候，病人有可能还活着？

WITNESS: No.
证人：不可能

ATTORNEY:How can you be so sure, Doctor?
律师：你怎么能这么肯定呢，医生？

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

证人：因为当时他的大脑在我操作台的罐子里装着。

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

律师：我明白了，但不管怎样，有没有可能当时病人还活着呢？

WITNESS:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

证人：（吐槽模式开启）唔...对，很有可能活着，而且还在出庭做律师呢。